"And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back."
This is your leader speaking. And although you may not be the largest army on tumblr, you are the best of the best! As your captain/leader/boss whatever, I am proud of every one of you. You know what’s funny so you followed me. Keep up the work and good job. Soon we shall control all of tumblr and then.. THE WHOLE INTERNET.
-phil